So I'm walking to my car

So I’m walking to my car

and I’m cutting through my yard, which is full of melting, slush icy snow

and there’s a hole…. I was trying to avoid stepping in it, but it happened anyway.

I got gross slush snow up to my knees

and at this point I’m like ‘Fuck you minnesota, just GAH, i’m not living and dying here, you can fucking count on it’ OUT LOUD

then I continued to brush off my car, with was another mess-by the time i was in my car, I was drenched in soggy, slushy ice snow.

and I kept swearing.

my NEW neighbor and his dog were standing 20 feet away from me, by his garage.

I then had to drive past him….. he stared at me all the way down the alley, with judging eyes… i think even his dog was doing it too.

FIRST IMPRESSIONS ARE MY SPECIALTY.I love making myself look like a lunatic and uneducated.

This has been a moment in Hayley’s life.